I think we are gonna be friends

“I don’t know” is a phrase I use quite often.
What does the word “obstinate” mean?
I don’t know.
Who was the first mayor of New York?
I don’t know.
Who ruled Russia in 1861?
Ne znaiyoo.
When did Japan invade China?
Wakarimasen.
What is the capital of Paraguay?
No se.

What are your plans for the future?
Where is God?
Why are things so difficult?
I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know.

Why do you write poems?
Now that one I do know:
Because they’re short.